There was once a man who owned a dog named Mace. The man kept the dog at his machine shop inside a fenced yard. However, the dog kept eating the grass, which infuri
ated the man. He began to keep the dog inside to keep him from eating all of his grass, so the grass got overgrown. One day, the man was working outside in the yard and he dropped his wrench. It began to get dark and he couldn't find the wrench to save his life, so he gave up and went home.
ated the man. He began to keep the dog inside to keep him from eating all of his grass, so the grass got overgrown. One day, the man was working outside in the yard and he dropped his wrench. It began to get dark and he couldn't find the wrench to save his life, so he gave up and went home. That night, Mace got out and went into the yard and ate all of the grass. When the man got back in the morning, he was initially very upset over his grass being gone and the dog being out. But then he found his wrench, at which he proclaimed, "Amazing Mace! How sweet the hound who found a wrench for me!"
